Today, we're seeing a return to form of sorts. If, like video porn, you don't even know where to begin, know that we've collected the 30 hottest stories from around the web—tales so scintillating, you'll be in the mood before you even finish the first one. So if you ever want to turn off the visual, give any of these stories a read. It should go without saying, but all text within is NSFW. She flicked off the lights and pushed him against the wall.

Kat learns to embrace her imperfections and find success in life and love, but her difficult father still doesn't approve of her life choices. Could you imagine if he ever found out that it was his star employee who has been keeping his only daughter satisfied all these years? You fiddle behind her back with one hand to release the clasp of her bra and wonder why so many guys seem to have such a hard time accomplishing this minor feat. It falls to the floor with a soft thump and you place a hand on each of her plump breasts.

My name's Jess, I'm in my mid-twenties and it's taken years to embrace my kinks and love for sex. Just remember all the writers have feelings and as these are their real experiences things don't always go like they do in pornography and movies. It gets deep, it gets dark, it gets kinky and it gets weirder than most of the stories you'll read anywhere else online. Sometimes down my throat, sometimes inside me and other times on my belly.